What Nikola Tesla Said About the New iPhone Will Blow Your Mind!

What Nikola Tesla Said About the New iPhone Will Blow Your Mind!

What Nikola Tesla Said About the New iPhone Will Blow Your Mind!

We brought Nicola Tesla back from the dead so we could ask him a few questions about the new iPhone. And believe you me, it wasn’t always easy to figure out what he was saying. If you thought he mumbled a lot while he was alive, well, let’s just say that he’s grumpier and tougher to understand now. By the way, if you’d like to read about some other undead characters, you might like Eight Scary Halloween Creatures You Might See on Twitter.

Jet Black Finish

Jet Black Finish

First, the important stuff, like the color!

Us: So, Nicola what do you think about the new finish?

Nicola Tesla: The feeling is constantly growing on me that I had been the first to hear the greeting of one planet to another.

Us: Sounds like you like the jet black finish. Plus, everything goes with black.

Tesla: Mumbles.

Us: We’ve already seen five billboards for the new iPhone 7 in the Bay Area (three in downtown San Francisco alone!). Do you think that’s a good way to advertise?

Tesla: Maybe it’s a little old-fashioned, but since traffic in the Bay Area is so bad, people may see those ads more as long as they’re not texting on their iPhones while stuck in traffic!

Waterproof Feature

Waterproof Feature

Waterproof Feature

While we know beyond a shadow of a doubt (maybe) that Nicola Tesla was not a swim instructor, would he have liked the waterproof feature of the new iPhone? We had to ask him.

Us: So, Nicola, what about the waterproof feature? Do you care about that?

Nicola Tesla: Yah. It’s good.

There you have it!

Lack of Headphone Jack

Lack of Headphone Jack

Lack of Headphone Jack

While most of us (our two friends who both own headphones) like headphones, how about Nicola Tesla? Since he’s here, and back from the dead, let’s ask him.

Us: Nicola–headphone jack or not?

Nicola:I had to wait nineteen years before Niagara was harnessed by my system, fifteen years before the basic inventions for wireless which I gave to the world in 1893 were applied universally.
Do I have to wait another 100 years to see the return of the headphone jack?

Us: So…you’re saying you’d like the headphone jack?

Nicola: Humanity likes headphones. I would like the headphone jack. And I’m a genius. Ask Elon Musk.

Us: Okay. You win.

Non-Clickable Home Button

Non-Clickable Home Button

Non-Clickable Home Button

Us: Nicola, what do you think about the new home button. Hero or zero?

Tesla: Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more.

Us: Sounds like a thumbs down.

Tesla: Right.

Battery Life

Battery Life

Battery Life

We’ve heard that the battery life of the new iPhone needs improvements.

Us: Nicola, would you get the new iPhone since the battery life is so limited?

Tesla: Merciless is the law of nature, and rapidly and irresistibly we are drawn to our doom.

Us: We’re going to put you down as a “no” on this question.

Tesla: Okay.

 

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Will You Get the New iPhone 7?

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Donald Trump’s Prison in the Depths of Social Media Hell

Donald Trump's Prison in the Depths of Social Media Hell

Donald Trump’s Prison in the Depths of Social Media Hell

Many news articles about Donald Trump describe remarks so horrendous that his PR team later tries to rewrite what he says, explaining how his remarks were “taken out of context” or that he was “joking.” When the news is horribly negative, (and it usually is), then it was “meant as a joke.” And then social media, controlled as it is by the “liberals,” takes the negative comment and makes it worse. If I were on Donald Trump’s social media team, I’d be worried about having to continually reframe The Donald’s words.

Has Social Media Helped or Hindered Trump's Slide?

Has Social Media Helped or Hindered Trump’s Slide?

Has Social Media Helped or Hindered Trump’s Slide?

Like many others have postulated, it seems that The Donald may never have had any intention of being president. His comments are so envenomed that it’s unfathomable that he could ever really win. The Huffington Post has even suggested that Clinton take a break from campaigning, as doing nothing could help her win. And recently, Michael Moore, who just last week said that Donald Trump would probably win the presidency, now says that Trump “never actually wanted to win the presidency.” How has social media helped or hindered Trump’s rapid decline?

Mistakes Are Magnified on Social Media

Mistakes Are Magnified on Social Media

Mistakes Are Magnified on Social Media

At one time, maybe as recently as ten years ago, some of the things a candidate said could go unnoticed. The microphone wasn’t always on, as it were, and nothing would happen if a candidate made a faux pas. But now, with everyone having a cell phone, Facebook, and Twitter, any misstep is sure to spread faster than the Zika virus. So the magnification of any mistake can make the error look far worse than it actually is.

Google Trends: Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

Google Trends: Donald Trump and Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

Trump and Google Search

Although the number of Google searches might not indicate where the Donald ranks, it’s still interesting. As recently as March of 2016, the New York Times indicated that “Google Searches Point to a Strong Showing for Donald Trump.” Near the end of July, 2016, the Huffington Post reported that the search term “Donald Trump treason” showed a spike. And then there’s this interesting article about Trump responding to video claiming that Google skewed search results to be more pro-Hillary. And if any publicity is good publicity, then Trump is getting his fair share of Google searches. Although a search on “Donald Trump treason” which was recently trending doesn’t seem to bode well.

Twitter Fails

Twitter Fails

Twitter Fails

On the Twitter front, Forbes recently published an article about  Trump’s Twitter account, “We all know that Mr. Trump’s use of Twitter rivals the Kardashians’. He has amassed over 10.7 million followers and sent over 32,000 tweets.” By any account, that’s a huge number of tweets. But is Trump’s presence on Twitter helping him when many of his tweets show such negativity?

Big Data and Tweets

Big Data and Tweets

Big Data and Tweets

To me the most interesting article about Trump and social media is this one that covers Trump’s tweets. Read the text analysis from the data scientist David Robinson, who does a comparison of the data from two different phones (Android vs. iPhone). And he claims that only some of the tweets, those from the Android, are from the Donald himself. And those tend to be the angrier ones.

Fascinating stuff.

David Robinson goes on to say: “Trump’s Android account uses about 40-80% more words related to disgust, sadness, fear, anger, and other “negative” sentiments than the iPhone account does.”

From the Horse’s Mouth

Trump complains on Twitter that newspapers can say whatever they want:

Sadly for Trump, when he tries to outwit his detractors, he seems to always lose. He may have so many followers because people want to see him stick his foot in it. And then threaten to sue. See the excellent article Top Trumps: Seven of The Donald’s biggest Twitter fails, including a few tweets of Trump defending his hair. Seriously? Yes.

Meanwhile, on Instagram

Over on Instagram, Trump has been waging a campaign ad trying to target Bill Clinton’s Monica Lewinsky debacle. His campaign tries to insinuate that Hilary Clinton doesn’t protect women. Wired Magazine says that Trump is “winning” on Instagram by being himself, “But here and there you see the often unsavory linchpins of his campaign: the bullying, the bravado, and the bull crap. It’s unfiltered, every bit as sophomoric and occasionally vulgar as his rallies and tweets.”  Of course, that was back in March. Now it’s August.

Maybe it’s true, as Liz Krokin says in the Observer that Tech Companies Apple, Twitter, Google and Instagram Collude to Defeat Trump. Still, could any of Trump’s detractors do any worse damage than Trump has to himself?

Your Turn

What do you think? Is the deck stacked against Donald Trump? Or is he spiraling out of control all on his own? Leave me a comment! And thank you.

 

Trump on Instagram

 

 

 

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